I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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