thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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