I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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