She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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