he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
This is my life. Enjoy the view
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