Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Randomize
