Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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