so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
My bed is full of blood and feathers
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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