dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize
