Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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