at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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