I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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