Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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