Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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