Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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