I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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