I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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