The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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