There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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