is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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