apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
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