Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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