He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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