dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
