my mouth tastes like poor choices
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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