Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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