She said her name was "party"
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Even my vagina gasped.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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