I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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