It's like God shit irony all over that family
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
