your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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