So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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