Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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