I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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