I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
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