You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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