I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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