We won't sleep together?
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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