Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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