i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Randomize
