hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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