Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Randomize
