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(248): View more from Michigan

Will you blow on my dice?

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(714): View more from California

He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick

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Ive only called 5 times

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving

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(406): View more from Montana

He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.

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(319): View more from Iowa

Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here

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(518): View more from New York

I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage

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(905): View more from Ontario

He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.

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(516): View more from New York

He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me

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