Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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