i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
it was like eating out sand paper
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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