Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
We were destined to go to rehab together
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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