I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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