My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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