Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
please come you make the beer taste better
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just forgot I was standing up.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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