He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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