It's just like the Real World with babies
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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