I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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