No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
