my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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