My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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