just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
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Spinning.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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