so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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