whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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